Pacquiao: No to Mayweather Fight Until He is Proven Ebola-Free
10/20/2014, Manila, Philippines | Shocking news came-out after Pacquiao’s Kia Sorento annihilated Blackwater Saturday night during his pro-basketball debut. Manny Pacquiao, who is scoreless as a playing coach in his very first professional basketball trip addressed, the media that he will only fight his longtime nemesis Floyd Mayweather Jr., if the latter can provide solid evidence that he is free from Evola virus.
After learning how to use Wikipedia for the first time last week, Pacquiao discovered that evola virus can be easily transmitted to black people from Africa and thus, he suspects Mayweather may have been contracted during the latter’s recent trip to Congo to meet his tribal relatives.
“Pakiramdam ko dinaya ako. Siguro may evola virus sya kung kaya’t gusto lumaban sa akin. Gusto pa yatang mandamay”. “I feel cheated. I think he has Evola virus that’s why he wants to fight with me. It seems he is planning to get me contracted too”. Pacquaio’s short comment after his team disposed Blackwater.
“I am happy with my career as playing coach right now. I wanted to learn everything from my players and I don’t care if I can shoot or not as long as I am here. I am not dumb enough to fight him. It is better to get knocked-out many times by Marquez than having an evola virus. I can recover from Marquez disaster anytime but I can’t say the same if Mayweather give me an evola virus”.
“Maganda pala ang Wikipedia. Marami kang matutunan”, “Wikipedia is good. You can learn many things”, Pacquiao boasted after he learns to use Wikipedia.
/Julie M. Facto/ Assisted Press Manila
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