Kim Jong-un: Can I Visit Philippines Without Seeing Manila?

11/29/2014 – Pyongyang | The powerful North Korean leader Kim Jong-un want to take a week vacation from his stressful job, but has a lot of things to think after reading several blog posts about Manila.

Last couple of months, Kim disappeared without any trace. Different rumors about his disappearance filled the internet but it was later revealed that he did spend a 3-week vacation in a Caribbean resort owned by his friends in Cuba.

This January when the North Korean winter will be in its coldest state, Kim is planning to stay in a tropical country together with his top generals secretly.

Due to security reasons, the powerful leader picked Philippines as his main destination. Philippines has the weakest security and he believe that they can slip into the country without any problem. Security is not his major concern though, but Manila.

After reading several tourists and travelers’ blogs, Kim has a big problem. He wants to go to Philippines especially in beaches of Boracay, Bohol, Cebu, and Negros Island but he don’t want to see the dirty Manila City.

“Can I go to Philippine beaches without seeing Manila?”, Kim asked one of his generals. “I think that’s possible. Bacolod-Silay Airport is open for International flights so I think it will be easy for us to avoid Manila”, the general responded.

The Korean leader was fascinated after reading a travel blog by American traveler Nathan Allen. Allen said in one of his posts at idremedofthis.com that “you didn’t reach Philippines if you only went to Manila”. Allen stressed that the life outside Manila is far better compared to living inside the capital.

Kim also avoids seeing Erap after he heard that his former friend is delaying all shipments by banning cargo trucks. “It’s a shame seeing my old friend became lunatic”, Kim said about Erap.

“I just want visit beaches and relax. I don’t need to see a hot dirty place just to reach those beaches. I also heard that the worst airport is located in Manila so I don’t want to go there”, Kim told North Korean reporters.

See Also: Ten Best Things You Don’t Know About the Philippines

/Fanny Jalacjac/ Assisted Press Pyongyang

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