Mommy Dionisia Sues Boracay Spa over Disastrous Bikini Waxing

10/20/2014, Kalibo, Aklan | A remote Boracay spa came into public attention after Momy Dionisia, a celebrity mother of multi-talented, professional basketball playing coach, and eight time boxing division champion Many Pacquiao, rushed into provincial police office in Kalibo, Aklan, to report an embarrassing experience allegedly done to her by one of the Spa’s beauticians.

“I just wanted to have a bikini waxing so that I can stroll with my boyfriend along the beaches of Boracay without hesitation. What they did to me is totally wrong and extremely depressing. My instruction was clear. All I need was trimming but when I wake-up after an hour, all of my hair under here was gone. They totally shaved everything off. Now I feel sick as there is something lacking under here. I’m not used to this kind of discomfort”, the old lady explained to the terrified desk officer.

Mommy Dionisia

The culprit, Virginia Dogoen later appeared after a call from police office explaining her side with the Spa’s manager. “Hindi po bikini waxing and ginawa namin sa kanya. Full body massages po ang nangyari at nakatulog nga po sya. After nagising sya wala naman pong nangyari, in fact, lumabis nga po sya sa oras ngunit hindi na lang namin ginising dahil mukhang pagod po. Nong sinabi ko na nag excess po sya ng 35 minutes mejo nagalit pa po at di daw sya ginising. Baka sa ibang spa po sya nagpa bikini wax dahil di rin po kami nag-ooffer ng ganyang service”, Dogoen continued.

After hearing that Kiliti Spa does not offer bikini waxing, the police officer asked Dionisia if she is certain with her accusation. The old lady suddenly loses her composure. Thanks to her boyfriend Michael Yamson who just arrived and cleared out the misunderstanding.

Yamson asked an apology on her behalf telling the police and everyone to forgive her because she ran out of alzheimer’s pills and it’s been two days that she’d been acting strange. The good boyfriend also told the police that she asked him to shave her before they made love yesterday.

After taking her pills, Dionisia insisted and decided to head to Kalibo Public Attorney’s Office and filed a formal complaint. She is seeking unspecified amount for her lost bottom hair. Kiliti Spa did not give additional comment.

/Kristin May Bayag/ Assisted Press, Boracay

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